“My Favorite Things” Spanko Brat Version

I know, it’s been a WHILE since I’ve posted. I could rattle off allllll my excuses (some of them are quite good, too!) but instead, I want to give you this Christmas treat I created. Enjoy it, and rest assured that I’ll be back to posting regularly soon!

Pushing tops’ buttons and sharp witticisms
Stirring the pot and inciting mischief
Open defiance and all that it brings
These are a few of my favorite things

Super quick comebacks and standing in corners
Eye rolls and foot stamps and under breath murmurs
An impatient top getting fed up with me
These are a few of my favorite things

Tops with raised eyebrows and batting my lashes
Lots of “young ladys” and mad escape dashes
Angrily being hauled over a knee
These are a few of my favorite things

When the belt strikes
When the switch stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

(Merry Christmas!)